Tuesday, January 30, 2007
The Countdown to His Purpleness
For me, tomorrow is the day all little girls wait for: MY FIRST PRINCE CONCERT.
Yeah yeah yeah, sure, we all looked forward fervently to other things as well (first kiss, graduating from high school, college, or a comparable animal husbandry program), but none actually matches the First of all Firsts -- An actual, physical viewing of the little purple devil himself. How tall is he? In what tributary-like flow will his sweat patterns follow? Could he possibly arouse from the stage, if say, my tickets are in the far rear of the theatre, just behind an obnoxiously large, yet necessary, support beam? The answers to these, and other, cult questions will be appeased at 8 p.m. tomorrow night. Can you handle it?